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Posted by Lawyerkill on July 19, 2008, 10:54 am
> =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD Senator Barack Obama was invited to address a major g=
athering of the
> American Indian Nation yesterday in upstate New York. He spoke for almost=
an
> hour on His future plans for increasing every Native American's present
> standard of living, should He one day become the President. He referred t=
o
> his career as a =EF=BF=BDSenator, how he had signed 'Yes' for every India=
n issue
> that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the
> details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas f=
or
> helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.
> =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented=
the Senator with a
> plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - 'Walking Eagle.' The proud
> Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
> =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs=
of how they came
> to select the new name they had given to the Senator. They explained that
> Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of Shit it can no longe=
r
> fly.
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