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Posted by FrediFizzx on June 23, 2008, 4:10 pm
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>> Damn, life is getting a lot duller with every passing
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> Carlin on Life & Death :
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> "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
> tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
> it?
> A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
> backwards.
> You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old
> age
> home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch,
> you
> go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy
> your
> retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high
> school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have
> no
> responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
> you spend your last nine months floating...
> ...and you finish off as an orgasm."
LOL! Dam, we are going to miss this guy.
Fred
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