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Posted by BuffetHater on September 2, 2008, 9:52 pm
Painy-Lyn as hockey mom of the year !!! She identifies with
all the 'reformer-moms' shopping at WalMart for their pregnant
teens (75% of the american public) while bailing out DUI
husbands from drunk tanks.
She has more in common with the black and hispanic voters
and will take swing states like Virginia and Ohio once DNA
testing establishes she is blood relative of the hockey player
that got the puck past her goalie daughter.
Painy-Lyn platform includes bring back Hee-Haw and manda-
tory minimums of life terms for white after labor day.
Painy-Lyn has the endorsement of Britany-Spaniel Spears
& was recently awarded her formal Native Title of "Big-Beaver"
mom of the year.
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